Do you pettily make a joke about a reasonable request?
You just might be a bad roommate.
(Do you have trouble taking neutral criticism? 
You just might be a child)
Do you never empty the lint filter when you do laundry?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you put things that can’t be recycled in recycling bins?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave trash all over the bathroom floor and living room?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave hair all over the sink and shower every day consistently?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you put dirty dishes in the sink instead of an empty dishwasher?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you not refill the TP when you kill a roll?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave crumbs and spills (urine included) instead of cleaning up after yourself?
You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you pettily make a joke about a reasonable request?

You just might be a bad roommate.

(Do you have trouble taking neutral criticism? 

You just might be a child)

Do you never empty the lint filter when you do laundry?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you put things that can’t be recycled in recycling bins?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave trash all over the bathroom floor and living room?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave hair all over the sink and shower every day consistently?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you put dirty dishes in the sink instead of an empty dishwasher?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you not refill the TP when you kill a roll?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave crumbs and spills (urine included) instead of cleaning up after yourself?

You just might be a bad roommate.