Having to change my fb pic back to a non-Pokemon (Vaporeon) for January.

Having to change my fb pic back to a non-Pokemon (Vaporeon) for January.

Facebook’s prompt when you rsvp ‘not going’ reads “Say why you can’t go”

why you CAN’T go

like, as if you’re obligated to every event invite you get unless you CANNOT literally be there at that time. As if we’re all supposed to be a proverbial ‘yes man’.

Excuse you, me knowing I wouldn’t enjoy myself and that there’s no other reasons for me to go is plenty enough reason to decline. 

there are mutual people on my facebook feed who are telling me we have to wait for gmt -6 to REALLY know the worlds not ending.

I can’t

I just

I can’t

miucciapet:

scrolling through facebook is literally just scrolling through tumblr five months ago

step 1: look at romney’s facebook page
step 2: unfriend friends who like this
step 3: profit!

catclones:

okay i know who to delete now why didnt i think of this before

lmao doing this

catclones:

okay i know who to delete now why didnt i think of this before

lmao doing this

I find it hilarious that the ermahgerd meme is

spreading onto mainstream online culture, now I get to see the people who I already think are dumb actually sound stupid on facebook. It’s fantastic.

bitchuation:

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

bitchuation:

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

winning on fb

winning on fb

good:

Forced Friends: Want a Job? Give Up Your Facebook Password
It turns out that online privacy is yet another casualty of the recession. An in-depth report from MSNBC reveals numerous documented instances of American colleges and employers demanding that students, employees, and applicants open up their Facebook profiles for review. 
Read more on GOOD→ 

BIIIG BROOOTHHERRRRRRR

good:

Forced Friends: Want a Job? Give Up Your Facebook Password

It turns out that online privacy is yet another casualty of the recession. An in-depth report from MSNBC reveals numerous documented instances of American colleges and employers demanding that students, employees, and applicants open up their Facebook profiles for review. 

Read more on GOOD 

BIIIG BROOOTHHERRRRRRR

wtf ‘protect the internet’ cat?

wtf ‘protect the internet’ cat?