"I have bested thee in follower combat! Bow before my mighty social impressions!"

When ignorant people tell me chronic illness isn’t real and I should suck it up…

thischroniclife:

I’m like…

jpnvines:

寝坊したとき 大学生vs社会人 #hokuto #fukuoka 〜 ほくぴー

When you oversleep  Uni students vs working adults #hokuto #fukuoka 〜 ほくぴー

Uni students:

Working adults:

I’ll be going off now. 

myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

lifeislikeabadrpg:

"Don’t be defined by your condition" often seems to mean "pretend your condition doesn’t shape your life or else".

Realized I’m just detached. I amuse myself but I feel like blue dude in watchmen

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."

July 7, 2014 (via 5weetsorrow)

magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always