lifeislikeabadrpg:

"Don’t be defined by your condition" often seems to mean "pretend your condition doesn’t shape your life or else".

Realized I’m just detached. I amuse myself but I feel like blue dude in watchmen

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."

July 7, 2014 (via 5weetsorrow)

magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

"Confidence isn’t walking into a room with your nose in the air, and thinking you are better than everyone else, it’s walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place."

this is perfect (via raysofthesun)

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Whenever I have a bad flare up…

cfs-anonymous:

I’m like:

brobecks:

“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

"To be with him was to hurt him—inevitably. And that’s what I’d felt as he reached for me: I’d felt as though I were committing an act of violence against him, because I was."

"I felt a little better each day, though: Each sleep ended to reveal a person who seemed a bit more like me."

John Green

my sexual orientation is ohnips