Waiting for an iPhone 5…for no reason (by notsam)

basedpod:

shevanelcutaflip:

what

thef uck

i’ll never understand

"Carolyn, I love how you call writing an art, because it totally is. Some of the things people on paper is the most beautifu."

my english class’s discussion board, in which the OP uses the wrong ‘their’ and plenty of sentence fragments.
thedailywhat:

Disturbing Trend of the Day: In a last-gasp attempt to fit into the THE DRESS, desperate brides-to-be in the U.S. (like Jessica Schnaider, pictured) can now have a feeding tube inserted into their nose that provides a drip of liquid protein and fat (with no carbohydrates) through the esophagus into the stomach. The $1,500, 10-day treatment is effective: The tube delivers just 800 calories a day, and generally results in the loss of at least 10 percent of body weight — and perfect wedding pictures. But… ew?
[theweek]

I’ve had a feeding tube before but it wasn’t so I could narcissistic-ally look skinnier for 1 day at the cost of $1500. It was so I didn’t starve to death while my body refused to allow me to eat normally by violently vomiting anything I tasted and chewed. The superficiality of first-world culture is getting absurd, and it grosses me out knowing that people are voluntarily doing things that were only created for the purpose of helping the deathly ill. It also says another thing about ‘miracle’ cures and the hunger for fixes that are fast, rather than legitimate. Instead of actually eating healthily, or sticking to a diet, now you can just have a sort of preemptive liposuction just for your wedding, then you can continue on your journey of getting obese. MARRIAGE. AESTHETICS. WEDDING PHOTOS. THE SCOURGE OF MANKIND.

thedailywhat:

Disturbing Trend of the Day: In a last-gasp attempt to fit into the THE DRESS, desperate brides-to-be in the U.S. (like Jessica Schnaider, pictured) can now have a feeding tube inserted into their nose that provides a drip of liquid protein and fat (with no carbohydrates) through the esophagus into the stomach. The $1,500, 10-day treatment is effective: The tube delivers just 800 calories a day, and generally results in the loss of at least 10 percent of body weight — and perfect wedding pictures. But… ew?

[theweek]

I’ve had a feeding tube before but it wasn’t so I could narcissistic-ally look skinnier for 1 day at the cost of $1500. It was so I didn’t starve to death while my body refused to allow me to eat normally by violently vomiting anything I tasted and chewed. The superficiality of first-world culture is getting absurd, and it grosses me out knowing that people are voluntarily doing things that were only created for the purpose of helping the deathly ill. It also says another thing about ‘miracle’ cures and the hunger for fixes that are fast, rather than legitimate. Instead of actually eating healthily, or sticking to a diet, now you can just have a sort of preemptive liposuction just for your wedding, then you can continue on your journey of getting obese. MARRIAGE. AESTHETICS. WEDDING PHOTOS. THE SCOURGE OF MANKIND.

Do you pettily make a joke about a reasonable request?
You just might be a bad roommate.
(Do you have trouble taking neutral criticism? 
You just might be a child)
Do you never empty the lint filter when you do laundry?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you put things that can’t be recycled in recycling bins?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave trash all over the bathroom floor and living room?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave hair all over the sink and shower every day consistently?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you put dirty dishes in the sink instead of an empty dishwasher?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you not refill the TP when you kill a roll?
You just might be a bad roommate.
Do you leave crumbs and spills (urine included) instead of cleaning up after yourself?
You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you pettily make a joke about a reasonable request?

You just might be a bad roommate.

(Do you have trouble taking neutral criticism? 

You just might be a child)

Do you never empty the lint filter when you do laundry?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you put things that can’t be recycled in recycling bins?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave trash all over the bathroom floor and living room?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave hair all over the sink and shower every day consistently?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you put dirty dishes in the sink instead of an empty dishwasher?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you not refill the TP when you kill a roll?

You just might be a bad roommate.

Do you leave crumbs and spills (urine included) instead of cleaning up after yourself?

You just might be a bad roommate.

alapoet:

marijuana is safer

alapoet:

marijuana is safer

whatisn0rmalanyway:

soyclaire:

growing-up-crazy:

fibro-bro:

We need more awareness.

This is fucked up shit y’all.

I went to google to see if this was real…it is. What a great way to start off my day.

Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not real.

whatisn0rmalanyway:

soyclaire:

growing-up-crazy:

fibro-bro:

We need more awareness.

This is fucked up shit y’all.

I went to google to see if this was real…it is. What a great way to start off my day.

Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not real.