I had a veggie burger at the local hipster eatery and it wasn’t good. Like it is razing my digestive tract. Not like I had a costume party to go to oniony or anything

Nooooooo sadness go away I don’t need this

my version of selfies :P (click through for video)

my version of selfies :P (click through for video)

5:37 am seems as good as any to do a life post.


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i need help, I laugh the hardest at my own tweets. 

or maybe ppl just need to be funnier.

"I hope one day
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of
Self love."

Alexa Evangelista, you deserve better  (via elauxe)

"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."

people are dumb.

not feelin’ it mr. krabs


My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

gold 5 solo q caitlyn

"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

(via unalluring)